WELCOME TO WORDS OF WISDOM.
Here I tell jokes,puns and anything that is funny!
Here is one I got from vine. She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child.
Here is another one. Never ever ever ever ever call the F/A (flight attendant) more than 7 times for food or drinks or anything like that, he/she will get furious. One time the captain called the F/A 7 times, let's just say it was a quiet descent.
I once slapped my Captain to get more flying time, lets just say I had to have a stern chat with my Chief Pilot.
Here is another one. Never ever ever ever ever call the F/A (flight attendant) more than 7 times for food or drinks or anything like that, he/she will get furious. One time the captain called the F/A 7 times, let's just say it was a quiet descent.
I once slapped my Captain to get more flying time, lets just say I had to have a stern chat with my Chief Pilot.
WARNING: Bad grammar incoming.